I’m not sure how much I really have to say about this movie. It’s dogshit. I love Danny Boyle, but this is horrible. Maybe someday I’ll be sitting on the couch, grounded by a weekend lethargy, and it’ll come on a cable station and I’ll watch it again and I won’t be bothered by it. Maybe someday it’ll be inoffensive. But not now. Now it is a collection of insanely talented people making something so far below their abilities that it makes me sad and angry, but mostly just disappointed. Rosario Dawson goes Full Monty in this movie. Knowing how difficult this is for many actresses, I wish this movie deserved her commitment.